Welcome to my Sharp site!

Whether the world is ready for me or not, here I am in my own little corner of the web. Ever since I discovered I was Googleable, there's been no living with me. I hope you're here because you read my work and were so blown away you had to check me out. And if that's not the case, that's ok. It's not your fault you haven't recognized my pure awesomeness yet. 

OK, so maybe I have a gift for sarcasm and complete lack of seriousness, but I firmly believe one shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never make it out alive. It's my goal in life to make every single person smile at least once, and today I'm starting with you. 

Come on in, have a look around. I have a wide range of interest and many can be seen here. If you don't see what you are looking for, feel free to use the "Contact" tab. I promise, I only bite during the full moon.